Sex In The Red Light Zone
Neon light has only existed as a commercially available product for around 100 years and yet it forms part of our collective psyche. Its primary function is to advertise and … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Dirty Old Man
You would like to credit bunny boy Hugh Hefner with a little bit more dignity than he appears to display these days. Does he realise what a joke he is … Read More
Lip Smacking, Pussy Licking, Finger Sucking Good
Human beings have been experimenting with sex for thousands of years so it came as no shock to me to find out that cunnilingus has been around since at least … Read More
Smack My Dungeon Bitch Up
It’s a fact that some people are from a very early age predisposed towards a BDSM lifestyle. By inclination, upbringing or a combination of both they know that they need … Read More
The Hentai Extreme Chicks
How big is too big when it comes to breasts on Hentai cartoons. This is a serious question. I like Japanese Manga, but I don’t actually get sexually aroused by … Read More
Having Some Anal Fun
Alex has just reviewed and excellent set of butt pluggs over here. They comprise of three plugs which not only gradually increase in size, making them a great training toy … Read More
Where Are You Going To Put That Sucker?
I would really love to be able to tell you the origin of this image but unfortunately the forum on which it appeared is now defunct and I can’t trace … Read More
Easy Sleazy Christmas
When you have finished running around visiting friends and spending far too much time with relatives whilst over stuffing your face you may wish to take a break from the … Read More
Give Me A Hot Sausage Please
I couldn’t resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship. Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the … Read More
Oh Santa, Have I Been Naughty
Santa’s little helpers are not so little these days.
Ding My Dong
What did you wake up to this Christmas morning?
Christmas Porn
Well that’s another Christmas dinner over. Phew! We have had the relatives over for celebrations and they have just left. Despite having wonderful day in the bosom of my folk … Read More
Wet Gussets And Cum Stained Trousers
How long is it since you had sex with your clothes on? In some ways the frequency of clothed sex can be a barometer of the stage of your relationship. … Read More
Daily Wanking And Naughtiness
As you are aware I test and review adult products for a living. Therefore my daily routine usually involves playing with toys and watching porn…oh, and writing filth for the … Read More
Santa`s Butt Plug
Paul McCarthy is apparently an artist who lives in LA. The inset picture is one of his pieces of art which was created in 2007 and displayed in a public … Read More
Getting Laid At The Christmas Party
I wonder how many people actually got up to anything naughty at the Christmas party this years. I wrote recently about how the office Christmas party is suffering out because … Read More
Big Shiny Latex Fetish
The title says it all I suppose. Despite the picture being gorgeous with it’s provocative pose, great lighting and cute model the whole thing is taken over by the boobs … Read More
Porn With Corn
I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or … Read More
Bizarre Lactation Fetish Image
If anyone can tell me what the hell al this is about I’be me very grateful.
Tonight (I`m Fucking You)
And believe me I wouldn’t say no. Normally I would turn down such a presumptious suitor but in his case I would certainly make an exception. This video is steaming … Read More