In Car Blow Job
Alex has tested all types of masturbators some good some not so good but he hasn’t tried the one over there. And with very good reason. Have you ever felt … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Forever Fucking
What’s all that about then? Most of the time when a guy comes his cock heads rapidly for floppy-ville. The nature takes its course and the warm glow of post-coitus … Read More
Horny Cougar
I’m no pussy in the bedroom. Ok, let me rephrase that. I used to be shy to say exactly what turned me on what I wanted from my partner, mainly … Read More
Hungry Pussies
Hunting For Sex – Women On The Prowl Are women evolving into a sexually aggressive species? There was a time, not so many years ago, that it was unheard of … Read More
Whore-see?
I have said this many times before I am an open minded sexual woman who enjoys sex and everything associated with it. There are certain lines however that should not … Read More
Power Dildo Extreme
In my quest to find you some of the most interesting and bizarre sex toys out there I found this one. It’s self explanatory really, it is called the Drilldo! … Read More
Slippy Cum Cum
I was reading a women’s magazine earlier today and I spotted a piece of sex advice that would be amusing if it wasn’t so dangerous. To paraphrase: In this hot … Read More
She Does Naughty Things To Me
If you have been keeping up with things over here you will know that I’ve been lusting after a girl at gym. A few weeks ago I found out she … Read More
The Celebrity Facial Face-Off
It’s difficult to imagine a world without certain recognisable images. Specifically I’m talking about faces. I’m not even talking about photographs here, but images that date from hundreds or thousands … Read More
Ass To Mouth On Demand
Suze just found this great new masturbator. For me it has to be designed by a man. I mean who else would design a masturbator which totally avoided trying to … Read More
Suze, The Blonde And The Schoolgirl Uniform
We were listening to some early eighties tracks a couple of nights ago and Suze wanted to hear some Blondie. I carried on working but Suze was searching the net … Read More
Gobble That Goo!
Alex and I have been testing sex toys for over 5 years now so we have quite a lot of experience in this field. We have covered a broad range … Read More
Sex Times Three
We went out this morning to do some necessary shopping today, food for us, food for the cat, food for the birds, food for the squirrels and food for the … Read More
Sex In Masks
When a criminal wears a mask it is to hide who they are and avoid detection for their actions but when people wear masks in sexual situations the reasons are … Read More
Sex Toys Boys And Girls!
We thought it would be useful to write a little article giving advice about shopping for sex toys. It’s very general, doesn’t mention any particular brands or stores but does … Read More
Pussy Slap
I enjoy watching porn on two completely different levels. Of course there is the sexual stimulation level and the other is the production level, including acting and direction. Bad scripting … Read More
Clit Edging
I have a favourite dual speed clit vibe with a vibrating tip. It’s nothing fancy and guaranteed to bring me off even if everything else fails. It’s a little too … Read More
Perception Of Sex Toys
I frequently find that the male attitude towards sex toys and women is that they start to feel competitive and metaphorically start to fluff up their feathers. Instead of toys … Read More
Paper Pussy
As a teenager I got in to “The art of paper folding” as it was commonly known back then. Or to the uninitiated Origami. I would spend hours sat at … Read More
The Largest Boobs In The World Just Got Bigger
Sheyla Hershey a 30 year old Brazilian model was already a 38KKK when she underwent surgery last month to make them bigger! Her implants contained a gallon of silicone and … Read More