Driving It Home, Hard
I think there ought to be a new standard for measuring the size of hard disk drives. Why? Well we bought a couple of huge disks last week to ensure … Read More
Category: Opinion
Anal What?
I just read a quick story on The Sun’s site regarding absurd tattoos and what were the people thinking when they had them done. To be quite honest, looking at … Read More
Nudes In The Alps
I suppose that naturism, or nudism as it was called when I was a nipper, is easy to comprehend for most people. The thought of divesting yourself of all the … Read More
Jenna Haze’s Darker Side
Lucky for us Google isn’t involved in the government’s ID card system in the UK. If they got their hands on the facial biometrics we could all end up in … Read More
Swinging Apprentice
Alex and I have been hooked on The Apprentice since we got in to watching it last year, it is a very addictive programme. Each year it takes us a … Read More
Sexual Candy Shop
Picture this, you are the owner of a sweet shop and you want someone trustworthy to take care of it occasionally. Who could you trust not to eat the produce? … Read More
Swinging If You Want To
I have said this before but after over 3 years of reviewing adult products you get a…nose for what will and won’t work for you. Just a quick look at … Read More
First Anal
I wrote a few days ago about how anal sex has become a staple of the heterosexual pornography we all consume, where once it was seen as a predominantly homosexual … Read More
Special Delivery Masturbation
It occurred to me today that a high proportion of mail deliveries will be adult products and toys. And as the recession bites and we are all seeking a thrill … Read More
A New Kind Of Cyber Sex
I found an intriguing and revolutionary project recently and posted about it on A-rouse.com. You can read the article here. It’s an interesting concept and one which does pose the … Read More
I Like To Be Watched
Sometimes I have to smile and wonder what goes through people’s heads. I know we all love to be slightly exhibitionistic from time to time, I mean just check out … Read More
The Guy In The Sex Shop
We couldn’t stand to watch any more of the two porn DVD’s we bought last weekend from the sex shop. I think we managed to watch roughly three scenes from … Read More
Playing Doctors And Nurses
As accidents go the one that Suze just had preparing dinner is a bit silly but no less painful because of that. She was about to test a carrot to … Read More
Where Has All The Good Porn Gone…
…long time passing. Alex aluded to this the other day. We seem to have fallen in to the formulaic section of the porn on offer at the moment. You know … Read More
Loving The Lesbians
Most men love to watch two women getting it on. I am one of those men. At its simplest it’s because two women fooling around is not as threatening to … Read More
She’s Damn Hot And Her Name Is Red Mercury
When I was at school there was always a quest amongst certain male members of my class to get laid. I was one of them but I must admit lacked … Read More
Nipple Tassels And Swinging Tits
There seems to have been a spate of complaints recently to the advertising standards watchdog in the UK. The two latest examples are an episode of Coronation street where a … Read More
Big Boobs And What You Can Do With Them
Boobs are the features of the female body that every woman longs to appear on her chest way before puberty and the visible signs of female sexuality that every guy … Read More
Brazilian Babe In Just Underwear
Just to fill you in on the detail, the UK at present is only just starting to warm up. The warmest day we have had in a long time was … Read More