Double Meanings
It’s interesting that some words and phrases have double meanings and that those meanings change depending on who is using them, who they are talking to and the situations in … Read More
Sunday Smut
Please enjoy responsibly 🙂
Teeth on My Cock
Who doesn’t like a good blow job? Well some women for a start but that doesn’t seem to bother some men. For some, probably because of porn and some men’s … Read More
Out For a Good Time
I was asked a few days ago a pretty obvious question, “Are men who visit escorts cheaters?” My first reaction is to pose two questions in response: Are those men … Read More
When Your New Girlfriend Tells You She’s Bisexual
Moving in with your girlfriend is a big step. It’s a point in your life and your relationship where you find out about yourself, about her and about your relationship. … Read More
Talking Dirty With Hot Girls
I’ve done a lot of things since I’ve been involved in the adult industry and not all of them are public knowledge. That’s not because I’ve done anything I’m not … Read More
Hairless Pussies
There’s a scene in the Sopranos where one of the characters is released from prison after a long stretch and remarks how different things are since he went inside. One … Read More
Moving With Sex Toys
One of the logistical problems of being in the sex toy reviewing business is that whenever anyone comes round you have to make sure the house is clear of adult … Read More
The Smell of Leather
One of the sensory pleasures that Suze and I both enjoy is that of fresh leather. It’s a pretty natural smell (OK so I suspect that while the chemical process … Read More
Sex With No Squeaks
It’s very easy to become accustomed to something that is glaringly obvious to others and to a certain degree that’s exactly what happened with us and our bed. We had … Read More
Getting Down To (Dirty) Business
We arrived after another harrowing taxi journey to the eroFame show for the start of day two just after the gates opened. Alex and I had spent the previous evening … Read More
Being Watched While A Stranger Gives You Head
Last night I got head from a porn star while Suze watched, and she loved it. OK so that’s a bit disingenuous because the porn star was actually one of … Read More
Sex Toys And Cum
Being professional sex toy testers the one thing that is certain in our house is that a vibrator, cock ring or other device of personal pleasure is never far away. … Read More
Where You Gonna Go For Your Porn?
If you type the word “porn” into Google you get 161 million results, which if you think about it isn’t a lot considering the amount of online filth out there. … Read More
Meeting Up With Adult Friends
That should actually read. Meeting up with friends in the adult industry. I’m talking eroFame here. As I mentioned earlier, it has to be the largest B 2 B adult … Read More
eroFame, Five Years And Going Strong
Since the first show way back in 2009 Alex and I have only missed one eroFame show. It was the first to be held in its current venue the Messe … Read More
It’s That Naughty Time Of Year Again
I don’t know where this year has gone. It’s been a busy but life changing year for both Alex and myself. As some of you may be aware we took … Read More
Exotic Init?
In 1921 the actor Rodolfo Alfonso Raffaello Pierre Filibert Guglielmi di Valentina d’Antonguolla, or has he’s more commonly known, Rudolph Valentino starred in a film called the Sheik and in … Read More
Naughty Decorating, No – Even Better Than That
I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the … Read More
Abstinence I’m Having None of That
If you’re a regular reader of AlexSuze.com you can’t have helped but notice that over the past few months we’ve been conspicuous by our absence in the posting department. Now … Read More