Sci-Fi BDSM – Villicci 2
Tessa’s eyes opened slowly to regard the vaulted roof of her cell. It was yellow sandstone like the rest of the building, orange-red veins of iron oxide giving it an … Read More
Porn Emergencies
I want to cover a serious subject now. Well, not entirely serious but it is important. Although it is true that we live in relatively enlightened times when it comes … Read More
You Keep The Beer, I’ll Take The Porn Star
We are not the sort to ogle porn stars just because they have their tits out. Yes we like to see ladies with their tits out but it’s not so much … Read More
Do You Want A Virgin?
Do you really want to take someone’s virginity? It’s a bug responsibility, well it seems that way to me. Perhaps I’m a little behind the times here but I feel … Read More
Sex Toys And Dutch Orgasms
Yesterday at eroFame we met a lot of people we know and a few we have never encountered before. There are always new brands and new ideas to get excited … Read More
Beer And Porn Stars
We were having a restorative beer in the bar at Venus today and we saw Sandra Shine. Yes she is as cute in real life. Oh, and there are lots … Read More
Naked Women Everywhere
Now the business side of our expedition has ended we are off this morning to Venus to get ourselves a little bit of titty action. Lol Unless you have been … Read More
Biker Chicks, Leathers And Dicks
We were out filling up my car one weekend when we pulled up behind this bike. Now Suze knows I would love a bike (if we could afford one), but … Read More
Mile High, Energy Low
Wrote this on our way here but wasn’t able to post it because of our Internet connection issues … At the risk being sexist here, no not sexist just selfish, … Read More
Continental Porn
Did you miss me guys? After setting off for the airport at 3am on Thursday morning we finally arrived after catching two planes at around 3pm, a very long day … Read More
Sci-Fi BDSM – Villicci 1
The marble-white skin of Tessa’s cheek seemed to have an inner glow. Her eyes were closed, her head cradled in the chair. Her delicate lips were slightly open, picked out … Read More
Nasty, Dirty, Sexy
The question of exactly what we should and should not publish on this blog came to the surface while I was musing over my lunch today. If you’re a long-time … Read More
Getting My Lips Around Something Hot
I’m not a miss goody two shoes. Most of my life up until a couple of years ago has been spent pursuing the joys of the weed. Both my parents … Read More
Sexy Rubber Fun
OK, some fun with contraception. That’s how it should be isn’t it? Safe and fun, I wonder where this one will get shown though, my faith in the UK’s ability … Read More
Moist Easy Rider
Headlights reflect from the wet asphalt. The deluge has passed but the world still drips and gutters still run. I drove past groups of revellers, freshly ejected from the nightclubs … Read More
Chocks Away!
Or should it be cocks away? Airborne any minute. Excited now. I’m such a big kid. Anyone else on their way to Germany?
Fumbling In The Dark
OK, so we’re up. Everything is packed and ready. Checked I have our passports for the 37th time. Taxi arrives in 30 minutes but although I keep telling myself that … Read More
Cum Fly With Me, If You Can Stay Awake
I have to be up in an hour to fly to Germany and I’m still awake … Aaaaarrrggghh!
The Sexual Department Store, Floor F
If there’s one thing that I remember from my childhood it’s the department store. In the UK they still exist, predominantly in the centre of town but while some still … Read More
Checking Out His Bulge
Women have been enjoying the benefits of shaping underwear for years now. We have been able to buy all manner of body enhancing panties to nip and tuck is in … Read More