Getting A Porn Star Girlfriend
I’ve decided I need a porn star girlfriend. The reason is not what you might think. We were watching a porn DVD last night and the nice young lady getting … Read More
Give It, Take It, Fucking Around
I ran this post about the “gay hanky code” a while ago but it’s worth another airing as I believe the hanky code is dieing out. Some years ago I was … Read More
Too Much Grinding
I am totally knackered after the week I’ve had. It’s been rather stressful and we’ve both been feeling a bit run down. Luckily I have a long weekend to try … Read More
Click To See Huge Breasts! LOL
Help My Breasts Get Bigger! Alex and I have been blogging now for almost 5 years and in that time have been on the receiving end of some really weird … Read More
Hard Core And Soft Storage
I had until recently in my loft an array of hardware from my first adventures into the world of personal computers. From weird and brightly coloured, diskless PCs to old … Read More
Fuck (On) Valentine’s Day
What does Valentine’s Day mean to you? As with most things involving an annual event that is connected to sending card it’s been hijacked by the greeting card big boys. … Read More
Pink Pussy Lips
Adult products have come on in leaps and bounds over the past few years I’m sure we all agree that this has to be a good thing. You can now … Read More
Girls Love Their Porn
As a teenager like many girls I knew, I had my share of household chores that I had to do in order for me to receive my pocket money. I … Read More
Fuck Me Once Valentine
Be My Eternal Valentine “Are you OK?” He asked, she seemed to have been enjoying the meal but as it drew to an end and the restaurant emptied she seemed … Read More
The Promise Of Bukkake
I keep running his works through my head, it’s like he’s still with me as they resonate around my head. Who would have thought that those nine words could leave … Read More
Cumming On Soapy Tits
Although I wasn’t actually looking for any soapy sexual material when surfing the web I came across a new porn film called Soapland. Released in the UK it features Soaphouses, … Read More
How To Get A Japanese Call Girl
Deri Heru or Delivery Health was not something I had encountered until I encountered it on the web – no shit! I hear you all cry. I stumbled across the … Read More
Sex On The High Street
It seems that the cheap and cheerful store Poundland have devised a new marketing technique to pull people in to its stores this Valentines Day. They have taken their customers … Read More
Flash Mob Gang Bang
Google’s vision of the future of social networking was announced today; I a nutshell, everyone with an Android phone using the new Google social networking site “Buzz” to “Tweet” (Or … Read More
Someone Dropped A Bollock
How about this for funny. Children logging on to a Government learning website could have been given an adult education by mistake. There character Buster of Buster’s World shares his … Read More
Filthy Talk Leads To…
Nobody is safe from the malicious side of the press and they just love digging up dirt on the nicest of people. I’ve just read their latest attempt to part … Read More
Retro Sexual
Mike was slumped in his armchair, beer in one hand, remote control in the other. His eyelids were heavy, closing then snapping open, he was determined to see the end … Read More
Future Sex
It’s 41 years since the first flight of Boeing’s 747. While reading up on this (yes I’m a sad little boy who used to build Airfix kits and occasionally has … Read More
Blonde Over A Bath
Porn and glamour images are never the most natural photographs. There’s a lot of preparation, makeup, lighting setup etc. So very often you see girls contorted in the most uncomfortable … Read More