Water Water Everywhere
Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink. Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1863 (Published) The … Read More
Golden Root
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Making A Clean Sweep
The AlexSuze household has become a shine to the Sex Toy lately, with the reviews and tireless testing. All for the benefit of our readers. Lol Every room seems to … Read More
“Rammer-Lama No Dong!”
A couple of days ago Alex and I placed our order for the next two Toy Reviews with our friends over at our sex toy supplier. It gets me all … Read More
Pick Up In A Pick-Up
Today just got hotter and hotter and when I got in to my car (without aircon) to drive home I wished I had a convertible and could just lower my … Read More
Clarissa – Part 2
Fuck he was huge! She felt at her limit trying to accommodate his girth, the scale of his cock was almost too big to be pleasurable. Almost. She pulled herself … Read More
Getting The Right Tool For The Job
It was another warm, sunny and very pleasant weekend again over here in the UK. And with another Bank Holiday coming up next weekend thoughts turned to SEX no unfortunately … Read More
Answer To Your Questions
In case you were all wondering where all the answers were … here they are. Well, here’s one of them and the rest can be found (#4-#7) on the AlexSuze … Read More
It Feels Like The First Time
You all know how much Alex and I love to experiment with anal play on him. We have graduated from fingering his tight little hole to using butt plugs to … Read More
The Happy Goth
While browsing MySpace Music at lunch I came across this space. He’s not your stereotypical Goth far from it. Just listen to his music and you’ll see what I mean. … Read More
Night Scented Stock 3 – Clarissa
GothicGlamour: Vampire Ventrue by ~Tinebra on deviantART Clarissa … even the trees knew her name and greeted her when she passed. Their sibilant voices inaudible to human ears as they … Read More
Touching Baise
I felt the warmth of his hand on the middle of my back and I bent forward, unresisting. My ribcage was pressing against the cool mahogany and I parted my … Read More
Mantric Dinky Banger Review
The kind people at Barbara Kelly asked us to review the Mantric Dinky Banger cock ring recently. In all honesty I wasn’t looking forward to it. I’ve had three cock … Read More
Fucking Embarrassing
See on your left Exhibit A, a picture of an air hostess looking rather hot. Yes I know it’s Britney “Trailer Trash” Spears, but the Toxic video is a work … Read More
Storm Clouds
The clouds outside seem to tear at the hills across the valley. They look like a shredded bundle of dark grey linen hanging above the moors. Water vapour condensing in … Read More
Paris Hilton
“[she]provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives“. From the BBC’s News Website 09/05/07. … Read More
Mail Order Brides
There’s a trend in this country, amongst a certain type of man, of a certain age, to seek out companionship in a certain way. A tiny number of women do … Read More
A Power Lunch!
Well the weather has held out for the most part over here in the UK. We are in the grip of summer and it’s only May. There were just a … Read More
Belong-ing
We’ll be adding a couple of new features to “Belong” over the next couple of weeks so if you’re not already a member, join now and make sure you don’t … Read More