Bigger Boobs, Just Click
Help My Breasts Get Bigger! Alex and I have been blogging now for almost 6 years and in that time have been on the receiving end of some really weird … Read More
Double Cum Surprise
Being so busy lately I never got round to writing about this so I thought I better put that right now. Not that I’m any less busy but bollox to … Read More
Be My Filthy Valentine
Strangely I always though Valentine’s Day was about expressing love. If sex was involved then that’s cool, no, that’s GREAT! But primarily love. Call me old fashioned by I think … Read More
Oh Fuck, It’s Valentines Day
What does Valentine’s Day mean to you? As with most things involving an annual event that is connected to sending card it’s been hijacked by the greeting card big boys. … Read More
Horny Girls Watching Porn
As a teenager like many girls I knew, I had my share of household chores that I had to do in order for me to receive my pocket money. I … Read More
Come On Girls Show Suzanne Your Pink Bits
Adult products have come on in leaps and bounds over the past few years I’m sure we all agree that this has to be a good thing. You can now … Read More
Fuck Me Now, Fuck Me Forever
Be My Eternal Valentine “Are you OK?” He asked, she seemed to have been enjoying the meal but as it drew to an end and the restaurant emptied she seemed … Read More
Vibrating Blow Job
I got a new toy on Saturday morning. It’s only just out and claims to be a toy for men and women, and for couples to use together, including to … Read More
Trippin` On Sex
For some reason my earlier post about Kate Moss got me singing this. Go figure.
Kate Moss And Eight Vibrators
Looks like Kate Moss did a bit of late night shopping in Soho and bought 8 vibrators in one go. She also put on a bit of a show for … Read More
Fantasy Girls 4 U
What’s going to be the most popular type of porn, erotica and adult entertainment in the current gloomy financial climate? I was thinking about this today. I suppose that depends … Read More
Sexy Fallen Angels
Saw this ad at the cinema today. How do Lynx (Axe outside the UK) do such great adverts. They manage to be tongue-in-cheek and subtle, with a little bit of … Read More
Bukkake Boob Dude
I kept running his works through my head, it was like he was still with me as they resonated around my mind. Who would have thought that those nine words … Read More
Soapy Tits In Japan
Although I wasn’t actually looking for any soapy sexual material when surfing the web I came across a new porn film called Soapland. Released in the UK it features Soaphouses, … Read More
Japanese Call Girls On Tap
Deri Heru or Delivery Health was not something I had encountered until I encountered it on the web – no shit! I hear you all cry. I stumbled across the … Read More
Getting Up Close And Personal With Shay Hendrix, Porn Star
I had been wanting to take a look around Portland Place since I first saw if featured in porn. The period plaster relief work on the ceilings, the grand fireplaces … Read More
Debauched Sex Addiction
I’ve just read a story about a guy who took a drug to help him with his Pakinson’s Disease, ReQuip, which rather than improving his quality of life almost killed … Read More
The House Of Porn
Before I start may I say a big thank you to Harmony Films for making this trip possible… It was 8.50am and we were only just leaving the hotel after … Read More
Sexual Services With A Smile, Like It Used To Be
Mike was slumped in his armchair, beer in one hand, remote control in the other. His eyelids were heavy, closing then snapping open, he was determined to see the end … Read More
Sex Today, Sex Tomorrow
It’s 41 years since the first flight of Boeing’s 747. While reading up on this (yes I’m a sad little boy who used to build Airfix kits and occasionally has … Read More